I make out lists. OK I admit it. They are my "thing". It gives me a
break from all the other serious stuff. Like cleaning up my art mess.
Well, my paintings are important, but they take thought. Lots of it.
Then there's the mop. The bucket etc..I digress...back to the lists.
Meticulous of course. Backs of envelopes, receipts, kitchen rolls. You
name it. I do buy those ever so cute notepads. In a drawer they go.
But...ever notice how they migrate? To the Land of Other notepads.
Gone...Eaten by alien beings who only eat..guess what..Into the store I
go. With my List.. Now. Lesser costlier items are Always on the Bottom
shelf. It's a Heloise fact..I think...So there I was ..perusing the
Lower Shelves..when I knocked over several cans of tomato sauce...being
a good concerned shopper..I started to replace them. Oops..I bumped
into another woman also scanning Bottom Shelves.. She graciously
murmured something like OK.,,,, Maybe...At this point I moved on
looking at Other Shelves. As I was rummaging through my purse..delving
headfirst..Well.it seemed that way. Looking for...you guessed
it..Shopping List...an assistant asked if I needed help.
Lovely....Come on now.....Guess what I have...........